Bob's Wrath

Bob received his monthly flea treatment and he is furious. He has decided I need to be punished.

He is glaring at me from the foot of the bed. Yes, he is curled up on my bed glaring at me instead of...

• playing the pillow game. This game seems to involve leaping/landing on my pillow while jumping over my head.

• walking on me just as I start to drift off.

• playing the "I'm scratching on the furniture, just kidding" game. This involves inserting his nails onto a forbidden piece of furniture and then popping his head up to make sure I'm watching.

• running into the bathroom to check the acoustics.

The minute Bob fell asleep I stared to wonder what else can I do to ensure he punishes me with a great night sleep.